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Federal Reserve Assures Venture Capitalists That They’re Very Smart And Important

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and subsequent government bailout of its depositors, the Federal Reserve took steps Friday to assure venture capitalists that they’re very…

Financial Experts Recommend Investing In Businesses Government Will Bail Out Anytime They Fuck Up

NEW YORK—Calling it a desirable low-risk, high-yield option, financial experts reportedly recommended Thursday that Americans invest in businesses the government will bail out anytime they fuck up. “We strongly encourage…

Tech Moguls React To The Silicon Valley Bank Collapse

The collapse of Silicon Valley Bank is the largest failure of a financial institution since Washington Mutual went under in 2008. The Onion asked tech moguls how they felt about…